the life and times of Frankenstein (age 38)
Q. In what town does Frankenstein live?
A. Basingstoke
Q. What car does Frankenstein Drive?
A. Vauxhall Vectra
Q. How many Frankensteins does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. One; he's quite tall...
Q. What is Frankensteins favourite TV program?
A. So Graham Norton
Q. What did Frankenstein get for his birthday?
A. the Travis CD
Q. What is Frankensteins favourite food?
A. Chicken Tikka Massalla